Where exactly is Grandpa Fred anyway? Did he get lost, or just wake up too late from his nap?
Well, Christine Bynum of ABC News has the answer here; it turns out that he’s in South Carolina already.
Why (aside from the fact that he has no shot of winning up north)…
"Everyone is in New Hampshire … [we're] not playing up there," Thompson told a crowd of about 100 people at a diner in Greenville, S.C. "Still got snow banks six feet high there and we're down here in South Carolina, so I ask you who’s the smartest one?"Dude, you’re not going to have a shot at the Granite State’s electoral votes admiring the beauty of the jessamines, OK?
And just for good measure, Fred tosses in a hosanna to Strom Thurmond. How nice.
At his morning event, he played up his Southern roots, joking "people can understand what I'm saying down here."I guess they’re also still fighting the Soviet Union in South Carolina, then? And they don’t know whether their state
Of course, this is all about a man who seemed to grow bored both with being a blogger (too funny) and a corporate lobbyist (here).
The thought of Fred Thompson as president is more laughable than frightening, but it’s truly scary for me to contemplate the alleged life forms who would actually vote for him.