Saturday, December 31, 2005

Doomsy's Do-Gooders And Dregs


I suppose it would be a good idea to revisit 2005 one last time before we toss it into the ashcan, so here's a look back.

Like most years, it had some ups and downs, but all in all, we made it, so that's something to be thankful for (and I'll try not to take easy shots at "the usual suspects," though that will be difficult to avoid).

Darkest Moment

Release of the grand jury report on pedophile priests in the Archdiocese of Philadelphia

Most Inappropriate Wording From A Politician

Jim Kolbe

Continuing Search For A Pulse Award

Bob Casey Jr.

Biggest Story

Devastation of Hurricane Katrina

Biggest Non-Story(ies)

The "Runaway Bride"
Daylin Leach's Blog

Update 1/7: The Philadelphia Inquirer named Leach today as one of the legislators who gave back all of a portion of the infamous pay raise to the state recently (see below). That's another reason why I don't care about his blog.

Weirdest Story

The naked "Zorro" guy in Doylestown, Pa.

Most Outrageous Moment Of Thievery

The PA pay raise scam

Most Inappropriate Comparison By A Politician To A Dairy Farmer

John Perzel

Most Shameless Political Grandstanding

"Dr." Bill Frist diagnosing the terminally ill Terri Schiavo on T.V

Most Pornographic Republican

Mary Carey

Most Courageous Performance By A Conservative

Andrew Sullivan on "Real Time with Bill Maher" (particularly when he said, "I'll never trust this guy (Dubya) again.")

Worst Columnist

J. D. Mullane (lots of competition here...one runner up would be Richard Cohen for saying that Patrick Fitzgerald should give up on trying to determine who "outed" Valerie Plame because it's too complicated; it only takes eight letters to figure it out, Richard, and those would be K-A-R-L-R-O-V-E)

Most Disgusting Attack By A Repug Mouthpiece On Fox Whose Father Is A Journalistic Legend

Chris Wallace

Worst Writer Pretending To Be A Political Operative

Scooter Libby

Most Courageous But Disgruntled Government Official Who Brought Down A President

Mark Felt

Worst Performance By A Businessman Pretending To Be A Politician

Doug Forrester

Best Political Story

Victory by Smith/Caiola in LMT Supervisors election

Worst Political Story

Bush wiretapping scandal (I've got more coming up on that)

Silliest Sports Soap Opera

The Terrell Owens saga

Most Underrated Deceased Celebrity(ies) From '05

Ernest Lehman
Shelby Foote also
(both men would probably scoff at that characterization)

"Don't Let The Door Hit You" Award Winner

William Rehnquist

Most Esteemed Individual To Leave Us In '05

Rosa Parks

Political Rogues Gallery

Mike Brown
"Duke" Cunningham
John McCain
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Creepiest Political Actor Who May Yet Make A Comeback, Unfortunately

Scumbag Santorum

Person Of The Year

John Edwards (at least two reasons: his letter taking the blame for supporting the Iraq War and his foundation to fight poverty at Chapel Hill, N.C.)

Have a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2006!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally agree about JD Mullane. He's one of the reasons that I cancelled my 20+ year subscription to that right wing rag, The Bucks County Courier Times. I just couldn't take it anymore.

doomsy said...

I understand how you feel. I know I take shots at the paper when they deserve it, but they're sort of torn between reporting just enough national news to be taken seriously and making sure they provide plenty of red meat for the right wing hammerheads which constitute the vast majority of their readership. Maybe in a way I should take pity on them for that reason, but I won't.

I actually had a correspondence with Mullane at one point. I gave him credit for a time because of the hardscrabble way that he made a reputation, but the problem is that he's totally co-opted himself to the individuals I mentioned above. One time I called him on it and the attitude he gave me was "it's my column, so I'll do what I want," which I think is a crappy way to be (Kate Fratti, on the other hand, will at least be honest enough to admit some of her biases from time to time, though I don't make much of that because her point of view happily coincides with my own). The point of no return for me on Mullane was his utter fawning and groveling during Dubya's "fear and smear" show at Broadmeadows Farm in Lower Makefield during the '04 presidential campaign (for which Dubya typically stiffed the township about $20 G). Mullane lost all pretense of objectivity as far as I was concerned at that point.

By the way, since you've cancelled your subscription, you may want to get caller ID on your phone because the C-T will ABSOLUTELY HOUND YOU trying to get you to renew (even using charities to do their bidding - un-freaking-believable!). I got some elderly gentleman on the phone who actually said, "Well, I don't understand why you don't want to renew," and I ripped him a new one telling him it wasn't any of his damn business why I cancelled, and then I proceeded to feel bad about it later, though I shouldn't have.

I hope this helps - thanks for checking in.

Anonymous said...

They hounded the crap outta me when I cancelled and I just kept telling them no, and finally they gave up. Back in Sept i mysteriously starting getting the paper again. I got a letter saying that Boscov's was paying for a 13 week Fri, Sat and Sun sub and after that they would bill me. I never responded and never paid the bill and they've stopped and so far (knock wood) they haven't been bothering me.
But if they do, I'm gonna rip em a new one too. Love your blog, btw :)

doomsy said...

Thanks for the good words. Right now, I have no idea what I will or won't be able to do this week, but I'll keep this thing going somehow as long as I'm able to do so (can't wait for the young one to return to school...).