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Hey kids, you’re not going to believe the news! Why, the five sons of Willard Mitt Romney have, you know, like, started a blog and all that about how they’re going to serve their country by helping their dad get elected president and not by fighting in Iraq! Ripping!

I mean, it’s got all kinds of cool, blog-like stuff, like photo IDs for each of them who are, like, going to actually post and all that, as well as photos of restaurants where they ate with other white bread Republicans like them who think it’s, like, so awesome that their dad is actually running for President!! And there’s plenty of pictures of happy conservatives everywhere, hangout out, riding in cars, watching movies – you know, stuff that all other Americans can do safely anytime and anywhere they want, you know, as opposed to serving in Iraq.

And oh yeah, I almost forgot about the best part; photos of The Mitt Mobile! Like, the big van that all the Romneys can ride in all over so they can stop anytime they come across a patch of grass near a cornfield, take out their 9-irons and decide to hit a few golf balls anywhere they want. Ripping again!

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OK, enough of that; I almost made myself sick…

I have a feeling that the Romney brothers won’t mention any of this, so I will here – it turns out that their dad’s “Advisory Committee On The Constitution And The Courts” is full of members of the Federalist Society, a right-wing group that, among other things, orchestrated “a sophisticated, multi-pronged plan” to make sure Hangin’ Judge J.R. ended up succeeding Wild Bill Rehnquist as the next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court (according to The Hill).

But don’t worry, I’m sure Mitt doesn’t have to worry about letting that information get out and causing “a penumbra of angst” when his non-Iraq-War-serving sons have come up with such a cool web site (and they even have Meghan McCain, Senator Honor And Virtue’s daughter, posting about cool shoes to buy and other “political” stuff like that).

And as if that isn’t enough, here’s another magical Romney moment...



Oh, and by the way, did I forget to mention that none of Romney's five sons are serving in Iraq?

Update 10/11: Oh yeah, I forgot about this...