Friday, July 20, 2007

What Took Him So Long?

So the courts want “all evidence” when reviewing the status of Guantanamo detainees, huh? What are they, a bunch of America-hating li-bu-ruuuls? (smirk)

I wonder if the fact that Dubya felt he had to maybe, um, hide some unpleasantness that might come out in that event is the reason why he issued this order?

And in a related story, with the preznit “going under” for a medical procedure in a very personal area that is actually normal for someone his physical age, that left will leave Deadeye Dick officially in charge tomorrow for a time (insert your punch line here).

And since that’s only two mentions of President Numbskull…oh wait, never mind.

Update 7/21: And thanks so much to "the most trusted name in news" for bringing us continual updates on the state of Dubya's...rear end (Tony Snow, for the record, refused to confirm the reported presence of a hemorrhoid).

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