...and he also lets us know about Obama's latest campaign tactic (just a joke; unfortunately, though, John Pomfret is serious here - h/t Atrios, and here also)....
...and as a bonus, one of my senior field corespondents forwarded this information about the latest plans for the George W. Bush library - many thanks (from a message board - can't track down the link at the moment:
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.And my personal favorite: the Don Siegelman room, where you get convicted even though you didn't do anything wrong.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
Also...
An empty kindergarten classroom with no child left behind.
A Texas phonics studio complete with guides on pronouncing Newkulear.
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"SIEGELMAN HAD TO BE PUT AWAY SO RILEY COULD BE GROOMED"
The Siegelman story has been suppressed in Alabama mainly because of the three largest newspapers which are owned by Newhouse Publications which are part of Bush's attack machine. Some of the smaller Independent newspapers have done a really good job of reporting the truth.
Alabama is controlled by corrupt politicians, top elected state judges and Bush appointed federal judges.
Siegelman had to be taken care of so Bob Riley could become governor of Alabama. Riley is being groomed as a future GOP candidate for vice president. Being a past congressman wasn't enough, he needed to have experience as a governor. To give him a record of success Bush's left wing supporters mainly U.S. senators and congressmen have allowed Riley to take all credit for the millions of dollars of large government/military contracts and government grants that have magically flowed into Alabama.
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