As I said a couple of days ago, if he were to run as a Repug for President again in ’08, the wild, unbelievable quotes would be nonstop (like this one - truly shocking that the word of God apparently speaks out of Pat’s butt).Since we’ve now had our national weather update, let’s go to Rick Santorum for our regional forecast:
An unusually dense low front of conservative evangelicals is moving across our area from the southwest, colliding with a gathering of high pressure from the Penn Hills school district, which is seeking a $38,000 refund for cyber school attendance that my kids weren’t eligible for. The two forces are likely to gather together and rain down misery all over my $292,184 McMansion in Herndon, Va.It should be said, though, that Little Ricky will have a hard enough time holding onto his day job apparently based on this story, so I think he should forget about meteorology for now (or maybe pick it up after Casey defeats him in November and he needs a new career?).
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