Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Welcome To Carter Country

(Another dated reference, I know…sorry.)

I actually was going to give this idiot a break today despite the fact that his approval rating has sunk to 34 percent, which is the lowest that I can ever remember for any president in years and apparently an all-time low for him, though, according to the information from this link, it parallels that of Jimmy Carter prior to his electoral defeat by Ronald Reagan in November 1980.

For this supposed “man of faith” to even think of claiming that bin Laden helped him defeat Kerry in the 2004 presidential election is a grotesque insult to the families, friends, and loved ones of the 9/11 victims (which, to one degree or another, is composed of the vast majority of the people of this country). However, I will actually take it easy on him a bit for this, though I’m not sure why; possibly because it would be utterly exhausting to respond to every STOO-PID thing Dubya said and did (and also because Dubya apparently did not say this recently, but in the midst of the 2004 election).

By the way, as long as the red-state president is going to be hosting Prime Minister Jesus today (had some fun with him in the past, I know), it might be a good idea to address this topic.

Update 3/3: I’m glad you feel this way Dubya because, since you are supposed to represent us in accordance with the Constitution that you swore to protect and defend, we reserved the right to contract your job offshore to save on your salary and benefits. With that in mind, you will soon be expected to transition your duties to Tithraj Joshi, the new president of the United States! Tithraj will be joining us from Pune on Monday morning, at which time we’ll officially accept your resignation.

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