The Submerging President

Glub, Glub…

Dubya links the Iraq War to other acts of terrorism against our country (this is an “endless loop,” this is an “endless loop,” this is an “endless…) and blames Carter for the taking of our embassy personnel in Iran as hostages.

I already chided Carter below for that in a prior post. He didn’t have the imagination to figure out that a precedent-setting violation of international protocol would be carried out by a gang of thugs pretending to be “students.” Dubya, on the other hand, doesn’t have the imagination to properly navigate his bicycle on a highway in Scotland.

Glub, glub…

Dubya also blames Reagan for the bombing of the Marine barracks in Beirut, killing 243 of our people. I’ll let Ronnie baby’s acolytes come to his defense on that one if they can (hey, smooth move to blame a dead guy, by the way, especially the one who ended up paving the way for your horrific presidency).

Gurgle, glub, glub…

And, last but not least, Dubya blames Clinton (boy, BIG story there!) for the horrific escapade of our Marines in Mogadishu, the ’93 World Trade Center bombings, the attack on our African embassies, the attack on the U.S.S. Cole, the quality of his saxophone playing on “The Arsenio Hall Show,” his total candor and lack of propriety on the “Boxers vs. Briefs” question, the color of the suit he chose to wear during his interview with Steve Kroft on “60 Minutes” after the Gennifer Flowers “story” broke, not performing an intervention on Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed attendee Henri Paul before he drove the sedan while whacked out of his head that killed everyone in Paris, the quality of deceased Beatle John Lennon’s vocals on the group’s 1994 song, “Free As A Bird,” and not calling Phillies manager Jim Fregosi and telling him not to send in Mitch Williams to pitch against Joe Carter before Carter hit the World Series-winning home run in 1993.

(That’s only a partial list, by the way.)

For the record, Clinton made sure that everyone tried in terrorist attacks on this country were convicted, except for the “Cole” bombing (good luck trying to determine a guilty party in Mogadishu, and we don’t have an extradition treaty with Yemen, and that made it harder to apprehend anyone for the “Cole” attacks under Clinton’s watch).

Gurgle, gurgle, glub, glub…

One more thing, Dubya: Your approval rating hit at around 36 percent recently, which is practically microscopic. As Cenk pointed out a week or so ago, when the Clinton impeachment farce was being played out, HIS approval rating was at about 72 percent. By doing the math, you will realize that, at the lowest point of his popularity, he was STILL twice as popular as you are now.

Gurgle, gurgle, glub, glub, glub…

Oh, you think you need some help to stay afloat? Here, catch this anvil (made of approximately the same material with the same level of denseness as your head)…

SPLASH!

Gurgle, glub…

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See ya!