I came up with this based on the headline from the San Francisco Online magazine. It's definitely an "homage" to Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits, as they say..
Look at that yo-yo, that’s no way to do it
Speaking to Fox and MSNBC
So use computers, iPod™ “casting”
“Mousing” for something and your clicks for free
Funds the “web,” wrote “Earth In The Balance”
Let me tell you, this guy’s not dumb
Trying to reach the blogger kids with piercings full of metal
A problem, since he’s “WASPY” as they come
Preaching to all his liberal causes
Global warming, diversity
Investing in the jobs of tomorrow
Makes pretty good sense to me
Now out of politics and running for the White House
The pundits can kiss his butt
Don’t ask about the Florida recount
Or Clinton and that Monica slut
Preaching to all his liberal causes
Global warming, diversity
Investing in the jobs of tomorrow
Makes pretty good sense to me
Stiff as a board, though – a prof for college
Is what he’s destined to be
Sold out Joe Lieberman, supported “Howie”
‘Til he screamed his way to infamy
Preaching to all his liberal causes
Global warming, diversity
Investing in the jobs of tomorrow
Makes pretty good sense to me
(and then, as if descended from the heavens, Sting sings this refrain...)
"I want my Al TV"
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