Thursday, August 21, 2008

Reading The Tea Leaves

John W. McBush will, at first, approve the following three items, but then, upon further reflection, claim not to because of his status as a former POW (here...h/t Atrios)…

  • Phil Gramm’s proposal to reinstitute debtors prison for anyone defaulting on their ARMs due to the subprime mortgage meltdown


  • Rudy 9iu11ani’s call to launch a preemptive missile strike on Moscow to test their reaction upon completion of the “shield” that will be deployed in Poland (assuming all goes as scheduled, a big “if”)


  • Flush Limbore’s proclamation to reinstitute the “poll tax” at voting locations nationwide, with anyone unable to pay subject to being forced away by means of attack dogs and water cannons
  • Actually, you can play this game at home if you so choose – it’s easy and fun!

    (And by the way, here's a primer on the whole "McBush forgot how many houses he owns" thing.)

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