As Seen On TV

With the success anticipated by the American Broadcasting Company of its “fictionalized docudramatic unauthorized simulated recreation” (or whatever they’re calling this pack of lies) of the events of almost five years ago (and I’m referring to this “Path To 9/11” farce that is scheduled to air next Sunday and Monday), I think we can look forward to the following historical recreations serving the same propaganda purposes:

“Herbert and Franklin: Anatomy of a Swindle”

Recently released, unattributed memoirs found underneath the hot water heater inside the men’s room of the National Archive in Washington, D.C. prove conclusively that the much-beloved 32nd President of the United States bought off Republican party bosses in the South and Midwest to steal the election of 1932 from Herbert Hoover, whose “stay the course” approach to the Great Depression was starting to win favor among bankers, real estate interests and other industrialists. The result was a period of socialist big government that had never been seen before in this country, which fortunately was interrupted by the outbreak of World War II. However, the consequences of Roosevelt’s shocking theft live on in America to this day (starring Charlton Heston as FDR, Kelsey Grammer as Herbert Hoover, and Ron Silver as a young Whittaker Chambers).

“LBJ: The Final Tortuous Months”

In his small-screen debut, Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe portrays “the man from Stonewall, TX” whose pro-military theories of government were corrupted when rich Massachusetts liberal Bobby Kennedy, capitalizing on the country’s sympathy after his brother’s murder by a lone gunman, instituted the Great Society tax-and-spend government programs while Johnson concentrated on maintaining American dominance during the war in Vietnam. When Johnson discovers Kennedy’s secret dealings, he resigns in shame, and as an act of revenge, pledges token support to the Democratic Party while encouraging the ultimately-victorious candidacy of Richard Nixon. Tucker Carlson guest starts as Bobby.

“I’m A Loser: The Life of John Lennon”

As he is rushed in an ambulance to Roosevelt Hospital in New York City after suffering gunshot wounds on December 8, 1980, a dying John Lennon reflects on his life and loves and regrets supporting radical liberals such as Abbie Hoffman, John Sinclair and Tom Snyder. However, he takes solace from the knowledge that his death will come in advance of a conservative ascendancy the likes of which America has never known. Byron York stars as Lennon with Michelle Malkin as Yoko Ono.

And of course, this guy will write all of the screenplays (haven’t heard much from him lately, which is a good thing I realize).