Just Call Us Party Animals

In an effort to keep the story of our air strike in Pakistan in the news in as favorable a light as possible (which would be a neat trick in a twisted kind of way, considering the fact that we killed 18 people, and despite any lies that Bushco will try to foist on us, I have a feeling the vast majority of them were innocent), expect the representatives of our government who are carrying out acts of murder in our name to maintain the “drip, drip, drip” of keeping this story alive, continuing to try and spin the words and pictures for a little while.

So according to the first rumor, we had killed the No. 2 guy in al Qaeda, which has been beaten to death already by this administration. Now, we have supposedly killed “a chemical weapons expert.” In an effort to keep this story in front of everybody, I think we can look forward to the following additional deaths:

- Second in charge of munitions
- Third in charge of management of illegal funds from Bahrain
- Second in charge of regional topography maps
- Propaganda liaison with Al Jazeera
- Coordinator of linens, sandals and prayer rugs responsible for laundering (hey, YOU try to get sand and powder burns out of a white linen ihram, OK?)
- First in charge of maintaining notebook PCs with wireless access to pick up video streaming from CNN and Fox News
- Omar Sharif (hey, if you’ve been out of the public eye for awhile, death can be a great career move for some people)
- Al Qaeda intern in charge of beard trimming and removal of camel manure
- Second in charge of management of illegal funds from Bahrain
- Third in charge of maintaining supply of rocket launchers and surface-to-air missiles
- Fourth in charge of munitions (claims that this person was actually second propaganda liaison with Al Jazeera proved not to be credible)
- Custodial administrator and bathroom attendant at what is reputed to be a terrorist training camp on Seram Island near Jakarta, Indonesia
- Vanilla Ice (see Omar Sharif)
- The author of the "Mujahedeen Data Form" (at long last!)
- Third ancillary operative in support of second-in-charge administrative functionary to the recruitment officer for al Qaeda expansion across Europe and central Asia (hey, Bushco will find somebody, even if they have to invent this person)

Yes, I know this is more stupid than funny. That's my intention, given the story.

And by the way, The Bulldog is absolutely right.