Based on this story of a man who felt abandoned while he committed crimes and sued God as a result, I think we can count on two subsequent developments.The first is that, since the man mentioned The Almighty, Dubya will find a way to sneak a rider into pending legislation rewarding him with a government grant, noting that his prison activity as a “faith-based initiative.”
The second is that, since Pavel Mircea is a Romanian, Pope Benedict XVI will issue an edict stating that all Romanians are automatically going to go to hell regardless of what they do; the clarification and apology in response to the Romanian rioting will follow soon afterwards.
(And in a related story, I thought this was well-written from Roland S. Martin; a spokesman for God could not be reached for comment.)
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