Friday Stuff

Aw, c'mon Newt! Can you imagine how many lap dances Ms. Rizos had to perform and how many drunken, rowdy teenage boys she had to dry-hump in order to earn 5 grand? The LEAST a serial philanderer like you is pony up and give her the damn award already!

And just listen to her agent Mr. P(r)ecker tell the story if you don't want to believe me (heh)...

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Update 10/9/09: Oooooh - Snap!

..."it goes off," indeed! Happy weekend, one and all.