Friday, January 19, 2007

The Audacity Of Dopes

OK, let’s see now…

- Barack Obama is smeared because his ears are too big…

- Barack Obama is smeared because his middle name is Hussein (I used to respect Jake Tapper – he wrote a hell of a book about the 2000 election – but someone obviously got to him also)…

- Barack Obama is ridiculed over beach pictures (not a shining moment for Arianna either)…

- Barack Obama is ridiculed over his rating from Planned Parenthood by right-wing butt boy Mike Allen (and since I live in Bucks County, Pa., where Planned Parenthood is viciously attacked in the Courier Times at every conceivable opportunity, I can testify that attacking that fine organization goes over very well with the hammerheads)…

- Barack Obama is ridiculed by Mann Coulter (who, of course, uses this as an excuse to ridicule the Democratic Party, and if you find yourself wondering if he ever has any evidence when making a charge, then you haven’t been paying attention)…

- Barack Obama’s voting record is misrepresented (how Dick Morris can look at himself in the mirror as well as these other cretins is something I’ll never understand)…

- Barack Obama is slurred by Mr. Anal Cyst himself Flush Limbore in a way that resurrects stereotypical images of black men in general (and I won’t dignify his sick remarks by saying anything other than that)…

And now, Barack Obama is accused of being a Muslim (since this is 2006 and not the 1950s, calling him a communist is no longer in vogue…as ThinkProgress notes, Obama spent time in a Muslim school and his father was a non-practicing Muslim, but Obama himself is a Christian).

And even though I support John Edwards, All of this means one thing to me; the freepers are “scared (w)itless” over Obama, meaning he must have a hell of a shot of actually winning the election next year.

Update 1/22: Drip, drip, drip...

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