A Dick That Sings

Happily, the vast majority of the people of this country stopped listening to the tune a long time ago.

Looks like our veracity-challenged vice president is at it again (or, as a commenter on The Huffington Post noted so astutely, what a waste of a perfectly good pacemaker).

From "The Chickenhawk Database" of the New Hampshire Gazette:

Name: Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-WY)
Born: 1942
Employer: The U.S. Taxpayer
Conflict Avoided: Vietnam
Notes: Says he had "other priorities." You bet he had other priorities. Imagine how early in life you must begin scheming to get away with what this guy has. He was too busy thinking about Halliburton to go fight Charlie.

The information from this link tells you who has and has not served in Congress (a bit dated, but it still provides some illuminating information). It's pretty clear to me who should be leading this country based on prior military service alone.

For "a stroll down memory sewer," here are more episodes of Delusional Dick in action.

Update 3/27: Damn that Christopher Durang for being so talented..!!