“It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin
Monday, May 11, 2026
Monday Stuff
Brian Tyler Cohen tells us about a gold statue of you-know-who unveiled at Mar-a-Lago...naah, #47 doesn’t see himself as some imagined deity ruling over us all, does he? Not much...and I apologize for inflicting Cheetoh Hitler’s lying verbal flatulence on you once more, especially about the Iran war (and I’m SO GLAD to hear Cohen remind everyone that WE HAVE A STINKING NUKE DEAL WITH IRAN ALREADY UNDER OBAMA THAT THE LYIN’ KING WALKED AWAY FROM!!!)...oh, and #47’s “all about the Gospel,” huh? Which one(s), I wonder? Saint Luke, Chapters 6, 16 and 19 maybe? The ones teaching that wealth can hinder faith, while the poor are often blessed? And nice job by Cohen to remind everyone at the end that worshipping false idols really isn’t too cool if you profess to living a life of faith (seem to recall that the “good book” has something to say about THAT for sure)...
...and Farron Cousins reminds us that #47 wants to “serve” a third term, which is prohibited by the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution...I agree with what Cousins is saying, but I heard that the Gropenfuhrer is planning to build a bunker under that stinking ballroom, which tells me that he’s going to have to get dragged kicking and screaming out of the White House when his reign is mercifully over at last...and this “100 percent tax write-off” for business is still more corruption from this stinking cesspool of a *presidency (and good point by Cousins about businesses not being able to apply the same write-off from this tax year in the future, so they are indeed “cutting off their nose to spite their face,” you might say)...
...and sticking with money matters, Belle of the Ranch lets us know about “Human Capital Stock” Kevin Hassett thinking it’s a sign of a growing economy when we’re piling on more credit card debt just to live our lives with basic necessities...this pea brain Hassett with his perpetual sh*t-eating grin basically admits that, yeah, everything costs more...and somehow that’s a GOOD thing? And I know Gavin Newsom, who’s pretty much the presumptive Dem presidential nominee as near I can see, has issues I know (mainly with LGBTQ folks), but good for him for jumping on Hassett’s BS, along with Bernie Sanders...
...and we now get more AI slop videos making fun of the Gropenfuhrer and his Not-So-Excellent Adventure in Iran...that first Lego video is pretty damn cool, and if that’s something else from Iran, then I have to say that they’re bringing their “A” game to this mess...the Flock of Seagulls parody isn’t bad either (Steve Harness of Really American tells us about it)...
...and speaking of humor, this “cold open” from SNL gives us Colin Jost as SecDef Kegseth, Aziz Ansari as Crazy Eyes Kash Patel, and Matt Damon as “I Like Beer” Brett Kavanaugh (great stuff)...
...and here’s a newer tune for “mellow music Monday” – hope you enjoy.
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