Friday Stuff

“Worst Persons” (Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield, MA accidentally hits a 50-year-old pedestrian in her car whose legal name is Lord Jesus Christ; hey, at least she wasn’t texting…maybe; Lonesome Rhodes Beck gets the runner-up for another one of his nervous breakdowns on TV – almost too cringingly awful to watch; but Dick “Barney Fag” Armey gets it for using his Astroturf influence three years ago on behalf of BP to “Drill, Baby, Drill” in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans – also, this doesn’t have anything to do with Armey, but it’s a related cautionary note I should mention once again)…

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…and thank God the weekend is here; that black and tan is going to taste really good.