Doomsy's Do-Gooders And Dregs (2009 - Pt. 8)

Not quite finishing up here, but close (Part One is here, Part Two is here, Part Three is here, Part Four is here, Part Five is here, Part Six is here, Part Seven is here, and I also posted here)...

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

David Horowitz, for writing here at his blog that “The Fort Hood killings are the chickens of the left coming home to roost.” (I guess this is what happens when you can no longer file nuisance lawsuits claiming liberal bias on college campuses – you face such a struggle to remain relevant somehow that you resort to garbage like this…by the way, a dishonorable mention goes out to Eric Etheridge, the New York Times “Opinionator,” for helping to spread this manure - here is the reality point of view on this)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Lloyd Blankfein, chairman and CEO of Goldman-Sachs, who said he was doing “God’s work” here while running a company described as “the site of the best cash-making machine that global capitalism has ever produced, and, some say, a political force more powerful than governments” (I seem to recall that He expelled the moneychangers from the temple…I believe they thought they were doing “God’s work” also)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Rupert Murdoch, for agreeing with Glenn Beck that Obama is a racist (yes, we know what Murdoch is, but this is still too far, even for him)

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

NBA great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, recently stricken with leukemia, for claiming here that “it’s a just and noble cause to make health care available for everyone” (best of luck, big guy)

Commemorative Harry Kalas “Outta Here” Citation Of The Year

Lou Dobbs leaves CNN, thus putting to rest K.O.’s impression of him that actually was starting to get on my nerves (here and here)…

Dregs of the Year Nominee

E.J. Dionne, who wrote here that poor women should “learn to live with” the odious (Dem congressman Bart) Stupak-Pitts abortion amendment (I used to respect this guy)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

And speaking of that, I should add that just about every week I point out how awful the U.S. Congressional Republican Representative from PA-16 is, but I’d like for you to read the following excerpt from this post and pay particular attention to some of the language in the amendment Pitts sponsored…

A day before (HR 3200) passed out of committee, Stupak co-sponsored, and voted for an amendment written by Rep. Joe Pitts (R-PA)--distinct from the now notorious "Stupak amendment"--that would have limited the government's ability to include abortions in benefits plans to cases of incest, life of the mother, and forcible rape.

The Pitts amendment actually passed, 31-27, with the support of several Democrats and all Republicans. But the "forcible" language--legally significant--was a bridge too far.

In a parliamentary maneuver, chairman Henry Waxman actually voted "aye", according to a House aide, in order to retain the prerogative of bringing it up for a second, unsuccessful vote. Between votes, Waxman conferred with some of the bill's Democratic supporters to convince them to help shoot it down.

It’s bad enough that Pitts would author an amendment limiting abortions in the case of rape, period. But that wasn’t good enough for Pancake Joe (and yes, Stupak signed onto it, which was bad enough, but Pitts originated it). No, Pitts somehow thought about this enough to decide there were somehow degrees of horror in rape itself, to the point where he decided that he should try to exclude “forcible” rape only and not bother with rape where, say, a guy slips something into the drink of a woman, she ingests it and passes out, and then he takes her somewhere and commits his criminal act. For this, Pitts earns a special citation (and any “Democrat” who actually voted for this amendment should be voted right out of office).

These are the calculations of a monster, his nauseating “pro-life” and supposed human rights concerns notwithstanding. Any woman who actually votes for this guy truly suffers from Stockholm syndrome.

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Ashleigh Banfield, returning to network TV news at ABC after an exile for speaking out against the Iraq War in 2003 (and read this HuffPo article and try NOT hating NBC News President Neil Shapiro who ultimately fired her)

Dregs of the Year Nominees

All of the Bucks County Democrats and independents who sat on their hands during the election and allowed David Heckler to defeat Chris Asplen for DA, Mike Burns to defeat Ron Smith for District Judge (long odds there I know, but still), Dan McLaughlin to defeat Fran McDonald for LMT Supervisor, and (worst of all) Simon Campbell and Kathleen Zawacki to defeat Colleen Klock and Jon Shain for Pennsbury school board. This was embarrassing, people!

Question of the Year

Asked here by kos…

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Rep. Louie Gohmert of (where else?) Texas, who claimed here that the Dems “want another terrorist attack so they can pass a new jobs bill” (and “the great unwashed” immediately erupts into applause…or, as a commenter noted, is calling this supposed bill “new” the closest the wingnuts will ever get to admitting that the stim actually created jobs?)

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

David Broder, for claiming that Obama has to hurry up and make a decision on Afghanistan “whether or not it is right” (obviously, as BarbinMD notes, Broder’s ass won’t be on the line here, nor that of anyone he knows, apparently)

Dregs Of The Year Nominees

Repug Senator Richard Burr of South Carolina and the co-sponsors of s.3167, The Veterans Second Amendment Protection Act, that allows any of our returning veterans affected with PTSD to continue to own a gun until a judge determines that they shouldn’t (uh, and what kind of a critical need does this address again?).

And by the way, Jim Webb gets a sub-citation here for supporting this monstrosity (hat tips to Jay Ackroyd and Jesus’s General).

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Doug Hoffman, the third-party candidate endorsed by “values” conservatives such as Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum and Dick Armey in the NY-23 U.S. Congressional election this year (as opposed to that bad, “lu-bu-ruul” Repug Dede Scozzafava) for blaming his loss on ACORN here (nah, your defeat at the hands of Bill Owens had nothing to do with the fact that you were utterly clueless on the issues in your district, with this seat now in Dem hands for the first time since the Civil War, did it?)…and by the way, let’s wait 5 minutes and see if Hoffman unconcedes again (here)

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin, who sent a correspondence to Dem legislator Patrick Kennedy in 2007 saying it would be “inappropriate” that he receive Communion because he’s pro-choice, and here, he “ask(s) respectfully” of Kennedy “that you refrain from doing so" (and Tobin is surprised that Kennedy told everyone this – how clueless is Tobin anyway?)

Obviously, Bishop Tobin believes we live in a theocracy, which we plainly do not (and don’t hold your breath waiting for Tobin to criticize this, by the way).

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Mark Halperin of “The Page” for this wretched idiocy (I’m not even going to try and describe it; all I’ll say is that it has to do with that Ben Stiller/Cameron Diaz movie “There’s Something About Mary,” which actually had some funny moments, and Sen. Mary Landrieu)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Former White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, for claiming here that “we did not have a terrorist attack during President Bush’s term” (sometimes there are no words, people)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

President Obama (and yet again, yes, you read that correctly) for failing to sign an international treaty banning land mines (here...also for this, along with a citation to AG Eric Holder)

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee (Special "It Takes A Train To Laugh, It Takes A Sleigh To Cry" Citation)

A certain Robert Allen Zimmerman gets the nod for recording a Christmas album for which all proceeds will go to charities for the homeless and hungry in the United States, Britain and 80 poor countries (here).

Turkey Of The Year

Repug U.S. House Rep Mike Pence of Indiana, who found a way to slam Obama and the Democrats in the GOP’s Thanksgiving holiday message (here, a symptom of this idiotic mindset)

Dregs of the Year Nominees

Durbin and Di-Fi for opposing the shield law (noted here, with an update here)...

Dregs of the Year Nominees

The assclown Philadelphia Flyers fans who cheered when referee Stephane Auger was hit by a puck and knocked to the ice in a game against the Washington Capitals on December 5th (and by the way, the Caps won 8-2...ha ha)



Dregs of the Year Nominee

The University of Virginia staff who alerted their families of gunman Seung-Hui Cho's 2007 attack an hour and a half before they notified the students (noted here - I'm a bit shocked by how this story came and went, to tell you the truth)

Do Gooder of the Year Nominee

Barney Frank for this...

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Ben Nelson for this (and kudos to Barbara Boxer for using this as a comeback)

Do Gooders Of The Year Nominees

Seton Hall Law School for this

Un-Reported Story Of The Year

This (OMIGOD - ACORN!)...wonder if they'll get their federal funding back now, which was taken away here? Need I even ask?

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Speaking of ACORN, Judge Nina Gershon gets the award for this (Congress can't target funding of a particular group like ACORN, though I'm sure that won't stop the Repugs and chicken Dems from trying to pass idiotic legislation trying to do just that).

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Julian Bond, chairman of the NAACP, for saying here that “Gay rights are civil rights” (let's hope and pray that this kills this whole notion that, on balance, African Americans have a natural antipathy towards gays because of religious issues)

The “And I’ll Bet Nobody Knew That The Guy Providing Intel To Reagan On The Grenada Invasion Was Cleaning The Bedpans At The Medical School Either” Citation

As noted here, an Iraqi cab driver supposedly provided WMD "intel" to Tony Blair prior to the invasion...and speaking of Iraq, what Atrios sez here.

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Richard Miniter, the former Opinion Page editor of the Moonie Times, who, as noted here, sued the paper and the “rev” himself alleging breach of contract, emotional distress and damage to his reputation (Miniter says he was pressured to attend a Unification Church event and was harassed over his refusal to sign a fraudulent document to help an executive).

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

New Jersey State Senator William Baroni, the lone Republican who has said he plans to support legislation for marriage equality, as noted here (and he's a Roman Catholic, it should be noted...the story tells us that a vote in the legislature was postponed as of 12/9; supporters of the legislation are trying to get it passed and over to Gov. Corzine's desk before he leaves office next month and is replaced by Chris Christie, who of course would veto it)

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Repug U.S. House Rep Robert ("Man, that's a good point!") Wittman of Virginia for this

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

All kinds of reasons to cite Baby Newton Leroy Gingrich on an almost bi-weekly basis, but this is despicable even for him

Update 12/30/09: What a waste of protoplasm (here).

The “What A Shame He Couldn’t Raise Himself From The Dead After All” Citation

As noted here, Oral Roberts, noted “miracle” faker, is called home to God in December (presumably, though you never know…odd numerical twist that he passed at 91, having raised $9.1 million with that stunt in 1987 to raise $8 million, lest he die)

The “Slavish Worship By The Punditocracy At The Altar Of Our Corporate ‘Betters’ For No Reason Other Than To Further Enshrine The Feel-Good Mythology Of Our Miserable Status Quo” (Got All That?) Citation

Time Magazine names Ben Bernanke Man of the Year (here - I defer to profmarcus on this one, and also to Kevin Drum here)

Inopportune Historical Reference Of The Year

Moon Unit Bachmann implorers those teabaggin' wingnuts that they are "the charge of the light brigade," forgetting, as Jed tells us here, that the charge was a military disaster.

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Pitcher Cliff Lee, acquired by the Phillies last season for their drive to the playoff and the World Series last year, going 7-4 for the Phils with a 3.39 earned run average in the regular season and 4-0 in the playoffs with a 1.56 ERA (Lee was responsbile for both Phillies' wins in the Series against the New York Yankees).

Recently, though, Lee was traded to the Seattle Marines as part of the deal that brought pitcher Roy Halladay to Philadelphia from Toronto (noted here, so the Phillies basically traded third baseman Jason Donald, catcher Lou Marson, and pitchers Jason Knapp and Carlos Carrasco for nothing).

I just wanted to note Lee's contribution and say thanks, and good luck (against everyone except us, of course...some say he didn't want to "lock in" to a deal with the Phils, though Lee has denied that).

Do Gooder of the Year Nominee

James Bain, who, as noted here, was recently freed after more than three decades in prison; a DNA test showed he did not kidnap and rape a 9-year-old boy in 1974 - Bain was quoted as saying "I'm not angry"...God bless him

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Tweety, who claimed here that the netroots "get their giggles from sitting in the back seat and bitching" (yeah, well, when we end up having to apologize all over the place for misogynist remarks about Hillary Clinton...here...then we'll feel contrite, OK?)

The "Cannot Distance Myself Far Enough From My Failed Vice-Presidential Run, Even Though I'd Still Be Hunting Moose And Rousting Meth Dealers In Wasilla If It Weren't For A Certain Arizona Senator" (phew) Citation

Sarah Palin was spotted wearing a blue visor with the McCain-Palin logo hidden by what would look like a magic marker (yes, I promised to eventually ignore her, but this was too precious)

Dregs Of The Year Nominee (The "Privacy Rights? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Privacy Rights!" Citation)

Rep. Todd Lamb of Oklahoma, who, as noted here, helped draft legislation to post informatiom about women's abortions online (and a Do Gooder citation to Oklahoma County District Judge Daniel Owens, who denied the state's motion to dismiss the case challenging this monstrous law, putting the measure on hold until a February 19 hearing)

Dregs Of The Year (At Least) Nominee

Dr. Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, the former South African health minister who died in December; she drew international censure for questioning the causal connection between H.I.V. and AIDS and for promoting dietary measures rather than drugs to treat AIDS, a policy that was held responsible for hundreds of thousands of premature deaths (here)

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Rep. Jim Campbell, a veteran Republican state legislator in Maine, announced he’s leaving the party over its inability to solve his state’s and the nation’s broken health care system (here). In a statement, Campbell expressed frustration with the party, saying he wants to “send a message” to Republicans in Washington to stop blocking health care reform for “partisan gain” (welcome to the fight)

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee (Special Heartbreak Citation #1)

Former Oakland Raiders and Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive lineman Dave Pear, who, despite winning a Super Bowl and receiving the accolades of adoring fans, wishes he had never played football due to the trauma it has ended up inflicting on his body, or as he tells us here...

"My life is simple," he says. "It's hard to get out of bed, but eventually I do. I try and do a little walking on the treadmill. I take naps. I go to physical therapy once per week. I read my Bible."

He is, in basic terms, a train wreck -- a football-inflicted train wreck. Pear walks with a cane and, often, simply doesn't walk at all. He suffers from vertigo and memory loss. Over the past 18 years, he has undergone eight surgeries, beginning with a Posterior Cervical Laminectomy on his neck in 1981, and including disc removal and rod fusion in his back (1987), arthroplasty in his left hip (2008) and, earlier this year, four screws removed from his lower back. Though he chalks up his physical ailments to snap after snap of punishment, he pinpoints the biggest problems back to 1979 and '80, his final two NFL seasons. While playing for Oakland, Pear suffered a herniated disc in his neck that never improved. Despite the unbearable agony, he says the Raiders urged him to keep playing.

And by the way, the oh-so-mighty-and-august National Football League (and the players association under the late Gene Upshaw) definitely earn Dregs citations for their treatment of former stars such as Conrad Dobler (never thought I'd feel sorry for him in particular), Wally Chambers and Earl Campbell.

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

I've given him a couple of Dregs citations, so I think it's only fair to give President Obama another nod here for the Copenhagen Accord, arrived at with the cooperation of a surprising array of parties from the developing world, including leaders from Brazil, South Africa, India, and China, as Think Progress tells us here. This is a first step toward finishing a new internationally ratifiable agreement on climate change, which leaders hope will happen as soon as possible in 2010.

Yes, it's imperfect, but it's a start (and more than we ever got out of Commander Codpiece on this, which was bupkus of course)...and also for this...and in the matter of the Franken amendment, "nobody could have predicted" this, of course...except everybody maybe?

Update 12/30/09: Also, give it to "the prez" for this (cautiously optimistic, just like Steven Aftergood).

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Part-time songwriter Orrin Hatch gets it for inserting a $50 million amendment into the health care legislation for abstinence-only programs to be run by the states; as the Times notes in this editorial, "A Congressionally mandated study released in 2007 found that elementary and middle school students who received abstinence instruction were just as likely to have sex in the following year as students who did not get such instruction" (God, how many MORE times must that be pointed out?).

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Det. Mike Baylor, the Washington, D.C. plainclothes police detective who allegedly pulled his gun out and waved it at a large group of people in a snowball fight at the corner of 14th and U streets NW on December 19th when his personal vehicle was hit, as noted here (idiot - h/t to Atrios for the Washington City Paper story)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

RNC spokesperson Gail Gitcho, who, when commenting on a matter concerning the fact that RNC chairman Michael Steele has received thousands of dollars in speaking fees since becoming chairman, said that "Many Democrat and Republican national chairmen have regularly received outside income" (here)...

I'm not aware of the existence of a "Democrat" Party any more than I am aware of the existence of a "Republic" Party, Ms. (?) Gitcho. And if Steele wants to spend his time preparing for speeches instead of trying to come up with opposition-party strategy (aside from just saying "No" and being obstructionist, of course), that's fine with me.

Dregs of the Year Nominee

U.S. House Rep Parker Griffith of Alabama, who, as noted here, recently switched his party allegiance from Democratic to Republican; he was one of three House Dems who voted against the health care bill, the stimulus measure, and the cap-and-trade bill (don't let the door hit you on the way out, loser...and kudos to the DCCC for this)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Angie Langley, who started the "My Congressman Is Nuts" blog as a protest against Alan Grayson; now I'm not opposed to her right to free speech, but as noted here, Langley doesn't even live in Florida's 8th district, so she misrepresenting herself (but of course, as far as Langley is concerned, IOKIYAR)

Dregs of the Year Nominee

Repug U.S. House Rep Tom Price of Georgia (of course) who agreed with the statement here that President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder may have a "disdain" for America

Stupidest Left/Right Convergence Of The Year

Jane Hamsher teams with Grover Norquist to call on AG Eric Holder to investigate Rahm Emanuel over some alleged impropriety with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which prompts two responses: 1) Does anyone think Holder will seriously pay attention to it, and 2) Why would anyone trust Grover Norquist on anything? (Jed L. at The Daily Kos has good stuff on this here)

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee (Special Heartbreak Citation #2)

Salvation Army Maj. Philip Wise, who, tragically, was shot to death in front of his three adopted children (here)

Dregs Of The Year Nominee (Special M.I.A. Citation)

Even though every other member of that body voted one way or the other on health care reform, the final vote of 60-39 tells you that someone didn't think stating "yea" or "nay" on that landmark legislation was worth his or her time. And who might that person be who was derelict of duty? Why, it was none other than departing Senate Repug Jim "High and Tight" Bunning of Kentucky (thoroughly in character - as this tells us, it was one of 21 missed votes this month!)

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Ranking House Intelligence Committee Repug (yep, he's pretty "rank" all right - ba-dump!) Pete Hoekstra gets it for blaming the Obama Administration here for the recent aborted attempt by Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab to blow up a plane, though he ended up setting himself on fire in the process (somehow I don't think MENSA will be knocking on this guy's door...and yes, I know we're fortunate that we can joke like that).

Hoekstra said as follows...

“People have got to start connecting the dots here and maybe this is the thing that will connect the dots for the Obama administration”...

Maybe it's a bit too much of a shock for Hoekstra to realize that he can't find someone else that he can use for purposes of sock puppetry (see Line, Joke), but as noted here, the Obama Administration has been pretty much focused on Yemen already and didn't need Hoekstra or anyone else to remind them about it.

Update 12/29/09: I guess it's a little late to name Hoekstra as Dregs of the Year for this, but he's making a heck of a run based on this also.

Dregs Of The Year Nominee

Mary Matalin, for claiming here that Dubya "inherited" both the recession that began his presidency and the 9/11 attacks (the zombie lies with these life forms truly never die)

Do Gooder Of The Year Nominee

Jasper Schuringa, the passenger on Flight 253 from the Netherlands to Detroit who, as noted here, "tackled" suspected terrorist Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the guy who tried to detonate a bomb on the plane (and this Daily Kos post asks a good question)

I'll end this next time.

Update 12/29/09: And yep, Governor Ahh-nold earns a last-minute "Dregs" citation for this.