Tuesday Stuff

"Worst Persons" (Matthew Ray Creel of Galveston, TX kept his "weed" in the court order paperwork he was given for - wait for it! - smoking the aforementioned cannabis; Brian Kilmeade of Fix Noise tries to blame the New York Times for supposedly revealing Terra! Terra! Terra! stuff about the would-be Times Square bomber - yeah...the problem is that the cellphone stuff Kilmeade is braying about was all in the public domain already - like, WAAAY already, people; but Shandy Cobane of the Seattle Police Department gets it for his utterly vile attack on a suspect while kicking him in the head and spewing racial epithets at him...diversity training is good for some people I believe, but not for this numskull, though I'm sure new employment in Arizona awaits)...

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...and as I watched this, I recalled Monty Python's "How To Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit" - "derdang?"