Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Can’t Ya’ Handle It?

(Note: This post is written in Philly-speak. If you require translation...sorry.)

So, youse guise in Joisey donwanna pump yer own geeass? Whatcha tawkin’?

I mean, we been doin’ it few yeeaahhs in Fluffya. I jus drive my cherry red ’98 Camaro downtatha Lukoil ad 55th an Passyunk and do it no problem. Youse too hifalutin aw sumptin?

Later wid youse…

(OK, I know, but really...Corzine's supposed honeymoon as governor is at an end, I'm sure we can all agree on that. But all he's proposing is that New Jersey join every other state in this country on this issue except Oregon. Can't the guy get a break on that much at least?)

Update: Speaking of pumping gas, I'm on board with this great idea from The Bulldog.

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