Friday, January 30, 2026

Friday Stuff


Jesse Dollemore lets us know that Melania Trump is definitely going all in on appearances on Fix Noise to hype her trash “documentary,” with multiple interviews that are about as hard hitting as cotton candy...I realize we’re just going to keep hearing lies from these jackals about damn near everything, including #47 “closing the border,” but it doesn’t make their garbage any less repugnant...and oh yeah, the opposition to her wretched husband is the problem, not the fact that, as Jesse points out, the Gropenfuhrer was held civilly liable in a New York Court on a charge of “sexual abuse,” which is r*pe without using that word (NSFW/H)...



...and speaking of the Tangerine Toddler, it looks like he’s laser focused on the issues that matter only to him as usual; we learn that the FBI under Crazy Eyes Kash Patel has seized all kinds of machinery, documentation etc. in Fulton Country, Georgia related to the ’20 election results, continuing his beyond-ridiculous witch hunt once more – kudos to Daniel Koh for pointing out that, ultimately, this is another idiotic distraction from Don The Con (and to take focus off those pedo files that #47 is trying to make us forget about)...”lying is the litmus test for loyalty in this administration” indeed...host Stephanie Ruhle speaks with Jason Johnson, Koh, Peter Goodman, and John Avlon...



...and this clip with Mrs. Scar lets us know that measles cases have hit their highest totals in about 30 years, including 789 cases in South Carolina, and as nearly as I can tell, the fundie nut jobs are more responsible than anyone else for refusing to get vaxxed in this country, which is typical selfishness from those people as far as I’m concerned; Mrs. Scar and Willie Geist speak with Dr. Vin Gupta...and why am I not one bit surprised that the Gropenfuhrer has eliminated the CDC office for smoking and health, leading to an increase in that vile habit which will be followed eventually by more fatalities and shorter life spans? Oh, and the U.S. also withdrew from the WHO...I’m sure all of the conservative boomers in Bucks County bedroom communities continue to feel proud of themselves for voting against the scary DEI black lady in ’24 which hastened all of this misery (and no, I’m not going to stop beating that drum)...



...and John of The Damage Report tells us about another Trump vanity project, which is this “board of peace” nonsense, with a related event blowing up in #47’s bronzer-covered mug...and I seriously would like to know how many of those 20 companies who signed onto this sketchy project were paid off to do it (my guess is that all of them were)...looks like Combover Caligula had his own “please clap” moment with spokes-liar Karoline Leavitt (love it)...and God, how lazy is it to NOT EVEN COME UP WITH YOUR OWN FREAKING LOGO, but to basically steal the one from the U.N...ugh! (with Tehran Von Ghasri)...



...and Desi Lydic of The Daily Show tells us more about what’s “in the news” (wow, I wonder if Schumer got approval from The Baileys before he decided to swear on TV, and why is it a bit “on the nose” for Jeffries to sound off on ICE while his mike is muted?)...we’re treated to more on the “Melania” sort-of-documentary-masquerading-as-a-vanity project...oh, and two-thirds of the New York crew that worked on “Melania” asked not to be credited; I would definitely call that “damage control”...with Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta...



...and I hope you enjoy this brand new number to help us wind down another week of unmitigated chaos.

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