And Remember, Markos Served

Five sons and not one in the military, even though their father, Mitt (“Clap Louder, Dammit! That Pony Has To Be In This Pile of Poop Somewhere!”) Romney is running as the Repug nominee for president?

(By the way, to get the “pony” reference, see “Chapter One” halfway down the page here.)

I think Seamus showed more courage.

Update 1: "The Most Trusted Name In News" strikes again.

Update 2: Some context from Attaturk here (R.I.P.).