Monday, May 08, 2006

And Ringo Still Would've Gotten Less

I was visited by the muse a bit (albeit in a bit of a fractured way) after I read this story.

We sued
Apple's Steve Jobs
Alleging iTunes violates our trademark
He downloads more than one billion songs
We think that's wrong
Or so say our lawyers

We sued
In London court
'Cos he uses our company's logo
The difference? The judge did think it was slight
His is missing a bite
So down go the plaintiffs

So set the stage for an appeal
We sued...reveal
How this litigation affects their share price
We now will sell our songs online
Steve Jobs will find
Of his Apple "corp," we want a big slice

Na na na na na, na na na na

We sued
To digitize
All our songs for .mp3 players
The techie geeks everywhere will applaud
"Taxman" on an iPod(TM)
Will sound so awesome

So let the file swapping begin
We still will win
If they burn our new tunes without subscription
We got some help from Scotland Yard,
Interpol, Mossad
With our new security encryption

Na na na na na, na na na na

We sued
Apple's Steve Jobs
Alleging iTunes violates our trademark
He downloads more than one billion songs
We think that's wrong
Or so say our...
Lawyers Lawyers Lawyers Lawyers Lawyers Lawyers...YAAAAAHHH!!!
(And I'm sure representatives of the Yoko Ono Collection Agency will now be beating a path to my door shortly...)

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