Dances With Crooks

This just in...I’ve been notified of a list used by Indian tribes dealing with Jack Abramoff for key Repugs who accepted donations. What is contained on the list is a set of Indian code names for the Repugs who accepted the payouts.

Having seen the list hidden in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s front porch, I can now reveal the contents, and here it is:

Hands In Many Pockets – Tom DeLay

Listening Monkey King – Dubya

Fornicates With Canine – Santorum

Stands With Defibrillator – Cheney

Cold Eyes On Dying T.V. Woman – Frist

So now I’ve got both the Repugs AND Native Americans steamed at me – cheers!