Sic Semper Tyrannus

(Hey, he's basically from Virginia anyway, so I can use that title.)

You're a reptile.

Try spouting this garbage (registration required) in front of an audience of employed, adult taxpayers instead of Valley Forge Military Academy cadets who have no choice but to obediently listen to your insufferable bile.

Try finding a clue regarding the true extent of the sacrifice made by our fine young men and women in the services in the name of this disgusting greedhead enterprise in Iraq (while the nuclear threat in Iran grows more dangerous each day).

Here's one: try giving this speech in front of John Murtha and see how a real man gives you the upbraiding you deserve.

Better yet, why don't you go over there and actually try to fight this war yourself, as long as you're cheerleading so furiously for it (and the only thing more pathetic than your servile prattering on behalf of your handlers is the fact that your main Democratic primary opponent, "Sideshow Bob" Casey Jr., remains "uncommitted" - certainly to winning, I'd say).

But no, you won't do any of this, will you? Of course not.

Actually, I was wrong to call you a reptile.

You're really a coward.