Brian Tyler Cohen tells us that Our Big, Beefy, Sweaty Orange Boy haz a sad about not winning his precious Nobel Peace Prize...must really be tearing at him that he was beaten out by a vastly more deserving woman of color, and that would be Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela, who, ironically enough, is apparently ALSO working to oust that country’s president Nicolas Maduro, though she’s doing it legally and lawfully, as opposed to, y’know, blowing up fishing boats full of innocent people like #47 is doing...”the ocean of delusion that (Trump) swims in”; yep, I would say that that’s about right...and oh yeah, along comes this Buddy Carter jackaloon to introduce a petition to give Napoleon Donaparte his precious bauble despite the decision of the Nobel Committee to say “naaah,” anyway...and since I’m a human being capable of shame, I would be way beyond embarrassed if people thought they could “fluff” me the way these world leaders do to Don The Con, but not so for Our Treasonous Orange Pustule (slightly NSFW/H)...
...and Jimmy Kimmel amplifies Cohen a bit here, commenting on the “hellhole” of Portland, where apparently the biggest threat you can encounter (aside from ICE) is being accosted by a six-foot, frog-like dancing blow-up toy...Marjorie Traitor “Slave” Greene continues to sound shockingly logical on the Epstein stuff and trying to protest ACA subsidies (because the latter affects her own family of course)...and oh yeah, “MAGA Mike” Johnson thinks Lee Greenwood should do the Super Bowl halftime show – sure, just wheel Greenwood out there and have him warble some red state anthem or something...what a plan! Also, I wonder if Herschel Walker is going to put a gun to the heads of any Bahamian if they don’t do what his boss wants, like Walker did with at least one of his ex-wives (we also hear the latest from the “QAnon Shaman”)...
...and Sam and Emma of The Majority Report tells us about the recent exchange between Tomi Lahren (can’t imagine how she came up with this new look of hers, but that’s her business I guess...didn’t improve her functioning brain capacity sadly) and Krystal Ball, who politely dismissed Lahren’s BS on Bad Bunny (John Oliver also had a clip on this recently)... I didn’t realize how much Ball truly owned Lahren here, but as Sam says, leave to wingnut-ette Lahren to not address any of Ball’s terrific points...once more, I don’t know much about Bad Bunny, but I give him credit for not touring in this country to try and protect his fans from those ICE bastards (I realize this is a little behind the news cycle, as are the prior two videos I guess, but Ball’s ownage here is so exquisite that I have to include this clip anyway)...
...and leave it to Mr. Newberger to crank out another hit tune ripped right from the headlines...
...and RIP Diane Keaton – aside from her storied acting history, he did a lot for architectural conservation in Los Angeles (and once more, good luck trying to settle on just one clip for a tribute; I figured that you can't go wrong with her Oscar-winning performance in "Annie Hall")...
...also, RIP John Lodge of The Moody Blues.
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